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backlog of fic-

- beginner's guide to sex
- eavesdropping
- gideon/benjy

I must not spend US$100 on a 29" stuffed giraffe. I must not spend US$100 on a 29" stuffed giraffe. I must not spend US$100 on a 29" stuffed giraffe.

Saying something three times makes it true.

http://www.allplush.com/storefront/StuffedAnimals/550.html - giraffe in many sizes
http://www.allplush.com/storefront/StuffedAnimals/3630.html - 30" for cheaper, though not standing
http://www.allplush.com/storefront/stuffedanimals/3141.html - 16" river otter?
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001C9FF3A?smid=A1EX9OCXGX7SOC&tag=nextag-toys-mp-20&linkCode=asn - what I'm actually tempted by, though the shipping is US$28.99 compared to the US$8.99 toy, so uh I would have to see if my sister's getting anything in the near future it could be combined with or something like that.

I have also seen stuffed green anoles, horny toads, komodo dragons, gnu, hyenas, mandrills, african wild dogs, wildebeests, yak and aardvarks.

2:27:31 PM me: *chew ange*
2:27:33 PM me: oh shit
2:27:34 PM me: *hides*
2:27:39 PM kaitlin: ?
2:27:43 PM me: I'm not allowed to chew her
2:27:54 PM ange: Marco?
2:27:57 PM me: Polo!
2:27:59 PM ange: *thwack with newspaper*
2:28:03 PM me: *kri*
2:28:10 PM me: I knew that was a cunning trick to find me :(

RP peoples!

If one of your characters was trying to really hurt one of my characters solely with words (no, not Crucio - I'm talking actual communication, not spells), what would they say?

Largely curious because after the Pepper/Aubrey log I've been thinking of all the nasty things Pepper could say to his friends. He can be a vicious little bunny. >.>

THEY ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE.



I'm watching Stephen King's It today, which admittedly is only from 1990, but that's 18 years ago now and long enough that they still had crazy 80s big hair and giant brick cellphones. IT. IS. HILARIOUS. I mean, I can see how it would be terrifying if you were a) ten years old or b) scared of clowns, but as I'm neither of those things? Hilarious. Much like THE SHINNING. *croaks* REDRUM. REDRUM.

I also watched Teeth yesterday, which was even more hilarious, and the fact that I didn't go "ew" at all probably says something about me. I thought Suicide Club might be too gory but after not even blinking at dismembered penii and blood spurting all over the place it mightn't be that bad....

I still have The Grudge and The Grudge 2 to watch, as well.

Thank you mathteacher I got a mail and was all "omg *flail* who is this from!!" XD

*likes presents*

Grassroots media being so effective, lately in blurred_lines several people have been attempting to get their messages out via anonymous posters scattered around public places.

First, the Order informs us that lynching your neighbours is wrong.

This is followed by a message reminding people who the real enemy is.

It doesn't take long for the Death Eaters to satirise those, though...

...or for someone to mockingly deface them.

The anti-werewolf band is the next on the wagon

to the amusement of Aaron Pryce, who puts up his own version. (WARNING: graphic depiction of dismembered body parts)

Next Narcissa Malfoy advertises the first charity drive of her women's group, "accidentally" covering much of the anti-DE propaganda...

and then this too is defaced.

Meanwhile, Aaron learns the truth about Tabby, vampire Clara is jealous enough to draw her own poster, Fenrir thinks his poster makes him look fat and Pepper's amusement earns him a present.

( The DMLE have moved house )

( oops, that's longer than I thought )

Randomly, my look today:

black and blue-green striped socks
long green peasant skirt
black peasant blouse, under a grey waistcoat
long green thin-scarf-thing, like not made out of wool, just fabricy around-the-neck thing
long black coat
grey fedora

Seriously, if you can picture that, it's quite special.

( Pics from the smartie-pants house )

FAILBERG SIGHTED. FAILBOAT IS FAILBOATING.

1. I was v stupid and I've run out of effexor but it's fucking freezing outside and pouring with rain. I do not want to go to the pharmacy. This is bad.

2. lol our downstairs hot water is borked. Last night I totally boiled water in the kettle to do the dishes with.

Okay, so I want to play my hippie Demelza/Victoria again even without her werefoxiness. She is Muggleborn. I do not like Voldemort-wins games. (BL is not a Voldemort-wins game, it's a game in which Voldemort eventually temporarily looks like he's winning, be quiet.) I may pick her up at Rej, but other than that, out of all the seven million games you people are starting, is there one you think I would enjoy playing her at?

1) We killed Benjy. It was gruesome and epic and exploded the game. Fan-fucking-tastic. I'm actually not sad about it, I'm just like "Good work Benjy, that was a good death, *hugs*"

2) I'm writing my narrative for the full moon werewolf attack and I must resist any and all urges to go off on poetic tangents about Pepper fighting at Mill's side with literary references to knights and courtly love and dramatic descriptions of her hair. Really. MUST RESIST. There's fucking werewolves, focus on the werewolves.

Note to self: Do not forget morning medication. If I do it means I take my whole day's dose in the evening, and my stomach does not like that. It's settled now I think though, it was just really not feeling good for a little while there.

I have been delving further into the intricacies of Sims and I have learned that there is a way to make children grow up!!! There is also a way to turn pets into people. Most of the spells look like they have side effects though there are some that are more useful like the one you can only use once that leaves piles of money totalling 50k simoleans around your lot, but definitely for Astra at least I'm focusing more on the cooking aspects of Makin Magic than the actual magic anyway. I think I might actually be able to get some carrots harvested soon - about three times I'd planted them and then had gophers or rabbits eat them. Astra wants to make carrot cake, dammit. I also wish you could buy bulk baking mix and sugar because there's only one way to get it and buying them one at a time is rather tedious.

Ever since I apped Benjy he's been a little terrier to me, barking at the world. It's inherent even in his journal name - runbenjyrun? Totally a Spot reference.

Tonight though I'm thinking about Pepper as a whirlwind. He sort of barrels in on people's lives and shakes everything up and leaves them never quite sure exactly what's going on. Mostly Aloysius at the moment. I feel so sorry for Aloysius sometimes. :P He doesn't even think to put up any kind of resistance so Pepper just shrugs, decides he's okay with it and completely steamrolls him. Which could end up being good for him, and could end up being very, very bad, depending how things go, whether Pepper realises what he's doing (because he does realise that he does it in general, he just has to notice that he's doing it in specifics), how awful Jo is and how sturdy Aloysius is.

Of course, Clara I still just see as herself, or as this icon:

Clara definitely dances.

Okay, list of things required for living for Em. :D (For those not in the know mah friend karma_apple's house burned down D:)


( Stuff what's required )


Other suggestions and claimed objects post comments.

Image heavy. We were doing pic spam in chat yesterday and I went searching for all the pictures that would get in the way if I ever ran for Prime Minister. Though there's no boobs or snatch, sorry. aka, old KAOS photos.

( Photos! In roughly chronological order )