On the one hand my bunny is so fucking adorable. I had his cage open for like four hours this afternoon and we were cuddling right before he went back in after 7, and then when I let him back out after 9 he was all "DON'T WATCH TV YOU'VE BEEN GONE AND YOUR HANDS NEED CLEANING!" but after all the head scratches and snuggling I put House back on... so he started licking my feet. And continued to do so. Having a rabbit lathing your toes for ten minutes is a very bizarre sensation.

And then when he was done he jumped right back in his cage. He's not particularly spastic today, just incredibly affectionate apparently. (Though he did very noisily flop on his side before. I thought he'd fallen off something and turned around and he was just lying there chillin' going "what? don't YOU fall to the ground with reckless abandon when you relax?")

He's so crazy. I love him madly. Plus it's very fun making up what he's saying.


On the other hand, OMGWTFBBQHOUSE? Nothing else because I'm only halfway through, but... that's a pretty good response.