InsaneJournal

Current mood:

distressed

Dear slash writers:
Ianto Jones does not have a vagina.*

This may seem obvious, but it means there are certain ramifications that some of you seem not to be grasping. Namely that, as you like to point out, Jack has genitalia sized quite firmly above average. When inserted into the anus, especially the first time, this is quite likely to hurt.

Things that make it even more likely to hurt are the complete absence of lubrication and pre-penetration preparation. I do not think Ianto would much approve of Jack just sticking it in there. (I'm not sure Jack would much approve either, for that matter. Before or after Ianto kicked him in the balls.)

Please consider and adjust your writing accordingly. TY.


* for exceptions, see Torchwood novel Almost Perfect.


eta:
Given that ~iantofuckingjones is too long a un, do I want ~kingianto or ~king_ianto?