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sometimes sanity takes vacation time on me (keieeeye) wrote,
@ 2009-06-05 18:18:00

Current mood:	ditzy
Entry tags:	blurred lines, cast again, dr who, faith in humanity, glee!, ianto fucking jones, mad tagging spree, meme sheep, roleplaying, yahoo answers, zerryboys

I love being a bitch to people on Yahoo Answers. It's their fault for asking stupid as fuck questions.

I have read two more Torchwood books and I like these ones that are set in mid season two because they actually have Ianto in them. I was expecting to like Trace Memory more than Pack Animals, but Pack Animals was so much fucking cooler. That shit was awesome. (Though Ianto's "I am bored, barefoot, eating pizza and having a James Bondathon" moments in TM were pretty neat. And him and Jack "having the place to themselves", but only as long as it didn't interrupt his James Bondathon. I'm imagining Jack doing distracting things to him while he watches Goldfinger, now...)

10 FAVORITE CHARACTERS: (In no particular order!)
1. Pepper (BL
2. Zacharias (Ex-sang, Lex)
3. GhostPepper! (Nextgen)
4. Victoria Frobisher, the werefox (Dark Dissension)
5. Zacharias (Dark Dissension), freaking out over Seamus
6. Benjy (BL)
7. Clara (BL)
8. Sorrell Capper (Ex-sang)
9. Morag MacDougal (I can't remember the game... Art of Deception? idk, it was on GJ, but her and her Slytherin pureblood bff girl were awesome.)
10. East Smith (Cast Again)

9 PBS YOU'D LIKE TO USE:
I don't know, I pick them when I need them. But Sandy Leah Lima would be ace coz she's adorable, or Sam Hussan. Virginie Ledoyen, again.

8 SHIPS YOU'VE LOVED:
1. Zacharias/Terry at Ex-sang and Lex. So much love.
2. Sorrell/Terence at Ex-sang, because he was older than her and purist and rich and thought she was interesting but too half-blood, and she was like "I am going to marry you, bitch" and then she nearly did but he died and it sucked. And then she went off to be a rich guy's mistress in Italy.
3. Does it count if I haven't played it yet? Coz I want to play my Ianto with Kat's Jack. :D
4. Pepper/Jo at BL, of course, because they need each other for so many reasons.
5. Pepper/Aloysius :P if you can call it a ship, it's more... frunz who had sex for a while. But they're fun.
6. Morag and Marcus at Keeping It Pure, even if the game didn't last very long. They were so socially awkward and sweet. And the hedgehog!
7. Severus/Astra at BL, because it was doomed, and you knew it was doomed, and now they don't even talk and he's mean about her, and it was just so tragic.
8. GhostPepper/Emily Shacklebolt LOL. No, that wasn't a ship either, but Pepper thought it was fun to tease Kingsley.
(And a special bonus because two of those weren't real ships, Marius/Astra. Coz even though he's evil she is "excessively fond of" him and Marius is sweet about their baby.)

7 CHARACTERS THAT MADE AN IMPACT ON YOURS:
1. Sheena's Terry at Exsang - to my Zach. They were broken together for a long time, and it wasn't healthy, because it was a bandaid on a gaping wound, and then they self-destructed and Terry became a guerilla assassin and Zach had a breakdown and got dragged to Germany by his mother and it was very sad.
2. Gideon and Fabian Prewett on Benjy, BL. Obviously, because we're bringing them to a school game just to have the nerdiness back. Benjy was awkward enough that he needed best mates he could have those crazy conversations with, otherwise he would have just been a sideline character that wasn't particularly missed when he died.
3. Millicent to Pepper at BL. He needed someone to hang his hat on. Without her he could have gone all sorts of bad ways, and even though she did nudge him to do some pretty bad things, he would have done worse without her. And their UST was super fun.
4. BasementBarty to GhostPepper at Nextgen. He really liked having someone he could talk to who remembered the war, and who he didn't have to be normal around. Kingsley was great and all, but he'd grown up and was pretty well-adjusted, and he was, you know, the Minister. Barty was never expected to be anywhere near well-adjusted, so there wasn't any pressure there, and when he did embarrassing things like have freak outs when someone turned off the lights he could go down there and be crazy in the basement.
5. Narcissa to Pepper, pre-BL. Face it, if it wasn't for her being a bitch to him, he might've been a Death Eater. That's a pretty big impact. :P
6. Dorian to Clara, BL. Because she was a crazy lonely little girl and he was like her big brother.
7. Dorian to East at Cast Again. BFFs, totally, and somewhere I still have the Ophelia/Dorian/East fic which was just so wrong because Ophelia was East's half-sister but it was also so, so right.

6 MEMORABLE SCENES MOMENTS:
1. Moody veritaseruming Pepper.
2. Terry and Zacharias, breaking up in a hotel room after celebrating their six month anniversary.
3. Benjy's poem! Hell yes, bitches.
4. Seamus trying to hit on Zacharias at... whichever game that was, when Zach was kind of oblivious at first and then confused and then sort of tempted (and then Seamus pinned him to a wall and tried to crawl down his throat, which wasn't so subtle).
5. Rufus, Pepper and Elle before one of the big battles. In which Elle was freaking about, you know, big battle, and Rufus and Pepper ate bagel.
6. Pepper finally getting to mack on Mill, somewhere in the freezing cold in Scotland.

5 FAVORITE GAMES EVER:
1. Exsang/Lex
2. BL
3. Nextgen
4. I want to say Cast Again, even though it was ridiculous
5. I haven't actually been in that many awesome games. Dark Dissension?

4 CHARACTERS WHOSE KIDS YOU WANT TO PLAY:
1. Pepper and Jo, those kids would be terrors
2. Astra
3. Zacharias' obligatory pureblood heir
4. Erm.... idk

3 CHARACTERS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S THAT YOU MISS:
1. Sheena's Terry
2. Alana Fenwick
3. Basement Barty

2 PAIRINGS YOU'D LIKE TO TRY:
1. Jack/Ianto with Kat
2. idk because I generally make pretty new characters and all of them are kind of set happily in life

1 GAME YOU'D OPEN IF YOU COULD:
1. Possibly something else with Muggle backlash, or a Cardiff-based something, or. I'm so, so not built to mod.

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	mathteacher 2009-06-05 02:02 am UTC (link)
	false advertising! that meme wasn't about fucking :P well, not directly, anyway. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	keieeeye 2009-06-05 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sorry. Meme: List three characters, three sexual kinks, three motivations for sex and three (other) characters, then let people pick one from each column to come up with a silly situation involving sex. ? :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mathteacher 2009-06-05 02:11 am UTC (link)
	i fail at character-based memes because i don't rp or read/write fanfic... sometimes, i think i'm the only such person among my IJ friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keieeeye 2009-06-05 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Yeah most of the memes I can think of are RP like ones because there's a lot of people from my game/s on my f-list. And those getting-to-know-you quizzes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mathteacher
2009-06-05 02:16 am UTC (link)

how about the Dr. Seuss purity test?

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your Purity.

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mathteacher
2009-06-05 02:18 am UTC (link)

hrm, defective copy. one couplet is missing its second half:

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it with a child?

and no, i wasn't seriously asking.

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	keieeeye 2009-06-05 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Ahahahaha. Even though I know far too well how that doesn't match the original poem, having filked it fairly recently, that is a thing of beauty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mathteacher 2009-06-05 02:21 am UTC (link)
	heheh. i have wedged at least one Seuss reference into the book i'm editing, to The Lorax (actually, the question references Once-ler Industries and Thneeds). i might be able to keep a question involving Zax, but that one was kind of a bastardization anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keieeeye 2009-06-05 02:24 am UTC (link)
	We used to have a video of The Butter Battle Book. It was pretty damn awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mathteacher 2009-06-05 02:25 am UTC (link)
	now that i'm thinking about it, i'm watching The Lorax before i go to bed. :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hafren 2009-06-05 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	Sev & Astra. :D (Reply to this)