Holly broke into my shopping and stole my parsley.

And now he's looking at me funny coz I'm cracking up at something that just happened in the last ep of Sarah Jane Adventures.

Almost Perfect opens with a "Five Times..."! ("Five Rare Times That Ianto Jones Swears")

Fanfic: Im in ur official novels, makin u lol


eta:
I AM ON PAGE 21 AND THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ
IT'S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE IT'S SORT-OF-CANON.
AND THE CHAPTER TITLES ARE SUPER. "IANTO IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN STATIC CLING." YES, HE IS.

On the one hand my bunny is so fucking adorable. I had his cage open for like four hours this afternoon and we were cuddling right before he went back in after 7, and then when I let him back out after 9 he was all "DON'T WATCH TV YOU'VE BEEN GONE AND YOUR HANDS NEED CLEANING!" but after all the head scratches and snuggling I put House back on... so he started licking my feet. And continued to do so. Having a rabbit lathing your toes for ten minutes is a very bizarre sensation.

And then when he was done he jumped right back in his cage. He's not particularly spastic today, just incredibly affectionate apparently. (Though he did very noisily flop on his side before. I thought he'd fallen off something and turned around and he was just lying there chillin' going "what? don't YOU fall to the ground with reckless abandon when you relax?")

He's so crazy. I love him madly. Plus it's very fun making up what he's saying.


On the other hand, OMGWTFBBQHOUSE? Nothing else because I'm only halfway through, but... that's a pretty good response.

The first two episodes of The Tribe finished downloading and I'm watching the pilot. It's so cheesetastic! And the acting is utterly awful but I don't even care.

And the best thing about New Zealand shows is always spotting the distinctly kiwi things like road signs and wheelie bins and the buildings and plants and police cars.

I feel like I will totally be doing more iconning from this.

"it's BAD, really bad. She also bought the soundtrack and for about a week it was ALL that she listened to! IT DROVE ME INSANE!!!!!!! So, any suggestions?

Additional Details

14 minutes ago
oh, she's 14 and in 8th grade, if that helps!"


"Oh god. This is worse than heroin. You need to stage an intervention. See if you can find some good literature, with strong female characters and healthy relationships in it. Tell you that you're there for her in her time of need. Twilight is a dangerous substance and while there's a likelihood that she'll wean herself off it in her own time, it might be a gateway into worse things, and in the meantime you'll have to watch your poor sister struggling under its influence.

I hope you have some success with this problem, and I'm thinking of you."

(from Mental Health)


I love Yahoo!answers.

"The truth is the most important thing in the world.

And the truth is that I want you, Ferdinand, and if you had asked for me I would have said yes. If it had been a choice I might have said no, but it wasn't a choice and I can't change it. And Walden is lovely and I will try and be happy because I must, but tonight, before I can't anymore, I am thinking of you."

*dies of sad*


Incidentally, am I the only one giggling at CJ's assurance that they "aren't going anywhere!" and people should tell their LJ friends to move there despite how many times they've had to beg just to pay their current bills?

Oh god I literally just had to pause the playback of my video to LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY. I have tears in my eyes.

( Quote from Boston Legal 5.11, no context, but still )

How is this show canceled? The writers are geniuses!

Irina Kulikova is so adorable backstage. She needs to make more faces for me to icon for Clara.

It's true. The internet is a wonderful, wonderful thing. We have wikipedia. We have google. We have newsgroups and news sites that are updated in minutes. We have IRC and instant messaging clients so you can talk to your friends, video conferencing so you can video-commute from home, credit card security systems so you can shop online and have your purchases delivered to your door.

And we have streaming videos of sleeping puppies. We are sitting in ~blurredlines chat ENTRANCED by this shit, man. They're sleeping! Their feets are twitching! Occasionally they move!

Oh, internet. I wish I knew how to quit you.

Worker #1: So, is everyone coming for break?
Worker #2: Not me, I have to stay and make pirate hats.
Worker #3: That's the worst excuse ever to avoid us.
Worker #2: Well, I cant have a drawer labeled "pirate hats" without pirate hats. That'd just be silly.

-- overheardintheoffice.com

Pepper/Jo makes me giggle so much. Especially when he has to try and talk her out of running off to try to kill Death Eaters and ends up breaking out the big guns.

I shouldn't quite say that Sims 2 runs perfectly on this computer - for some reason it cuts out my internet and when I'm done playing I have to restart. I am having fun though. XD The House of Woohoo (aka Pepper and Jo, they both have romance aspiration and no jealousy) has a baby and Pepper's working on getting Aubrey to move in, and Astra is pregnant with her and Marius' second kid.

So my 19th century newsmagazines came today (and the mailman BENT THEM IN HALF to shove them in the mailbox *froth*) and I'm reading the back page of one of them which is "Random Readings".

"Well," said the Bishop, "when I arrived in New Zealand, that chief came to me and said he wished to be baptized. I knew he had two wives, so I told him he must first persuade one of them to return to her family. He said he feared it would be difficult, but he would see what could be done. In two months he returned. 'Now, missionary,' he exclaimed, 'you may baptize me, for I only have one wife!' 'And what have you done with our dear sister, your other wife?' I asked. He smacked his lips, 'I have eaten her!' said he."

Totally, totally untrue, but hilarious. XD

Today I received Advice from the Attic: Perilous Pearls of Wisdom on Beauty, Charm and Etiquette. Already I have learned that it is poor manners to bring a lizard to the theatre!

I've also found that I am absolutely fascinated by these books. If we'd covered anything like this in history sections in Social Studies I would have been more interested in history, I suspect. This book has a slightly later time period than I'm mostly interested in - it has some from the late nineteenth century, a little from earlier, and a fair amount from the first half of the twentieth, but it's still brilliant.

Okay, The Mist is a hilarious movie.

( Spoilers )

Slightly hard to follow coz it's a big IM log, essentially, but funny.

( IC chat shenanigans )

I'm playing the DMLE house in Sims which is always good for a cracktastic time, and just now, Mill was vibrating the lovebed so Pepper decided to get in with her (I swear I didn't even tell him to) and when they were done a baby appeared - another girl, named Marsala - and they got out of bed, got dressed, and Pepper SLAPPED MILL!

The only thing I can imagine is that the words that went with it were something like, "YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ON THE PILL!"