God I'm bored. I would go and do errands (need more rabbit pellets, new medicine, can't remember the third thing) but my brain is leaking out my nose and my body is trying to cough my lungs up and it's hard to think with a leaking brain so I really don't feel like working on fic either. Maybe I'll sneak a tag into my last battle log since I know Ange won't be back for a couple more hours.

I kind of feel sorry for whoever fills Pepper in on shit after he wakes up. It's going to be awks and painful

Ianto Jones does not have a vagina.*

This may seem obvious, but it means there are certain ramifications that some of you seem not to be grasping. Namely that, as you like to point out, Jack has genitalia sized quite firmly above average. When inserted into the anus, especially the first time, this is quite likely to hurt.

Things that make it even more likely to hurt are the complete absence of lubrication and pre-penetration preparation. I do not think Ianto would much approve of Jack just sticking it in there. (I'm not sure Jack would much approve either, for that matter. Before or after Ianto kicked him in the balls.)

Please consider and adjust your writing accordingly. TY.


* for exceptions, see Torchwood novel Almost Perfect.


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Given that ~iantofuckingjones is too long a un, do I want ~kingianto or ~king_ianto?

NaNo is open. I am signed up. ALMOST-NANO AWESOME.


( Fair warning for gratuitous TMI )


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LOLOLOL lj-cuts don't show up in the RSS feed which is how my brother reads my journal. HI BROTHER.