On fandomsecrets today over on LJ:

Song: Robots (Humans Are Dead)
Artist: Flight of the Conchords
Notes: It is the distant future... the year 2000. And finally, robotic beings rule the world!

Making this vid made me happy.


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Settled down to give my rabbit his painkillers this morning and he clearly remembers from yesterday what the syringe is for. He clambered into my lap, shoving his face in my hand all PUT IT IN MAH MOUF and actively sucked on the end when I offered it to him. I lolled so hard. He doesn't actually seem to be in that much pain either, he was happily running around before I gave it to him.

DO YOU KNOW MILES THORSEN?

Subject: Ardor in, routine out! (I totally read this as "arbor")

Body: Providing her with a high voltage of your desire! This is what you gonna do tonight!

from metaquotes on lj

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How my Gmail used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could delete that spam from France
And, maybe, it'd be empty for a while.

But this afternoon made me shiver
With every reload I'd deliver.
error message on the screen;
I couldn't help but scream

I can't remember if I cried
Couldn't read the world web wide,
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Gmail died.

So bye-bye, to my LJ replies
Firefox said it loaded Reddit
But was 404 denied.
And them Redditors were posting pun thread replies
Singin, "Google til the day that I die.
"Google til the day that I die."

Did you play that Facebook game,
Or do you think that they are lame
If your friends wall tells you so?
Do you believe in settings and styles,
Does the fox in the teahouse make you smile,
And can you teach me set my iGoogle up just so?

Well, I know that you're off twittering
`cause I saw your tweets about pointless things
Like the mold you picked off your shoes.
Twitter is such a giant snooze.

I was a lonely MySpace whore
With a pimped out profile and friends galore,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day that Gmail died.

I started singin,
bye-bye, to my LJ replies
Firefox said it loaded Reddit
But was 404 denied.
And them Redditors were posting pun thread replies
Singin, "Google til the day that I die.
"Google til the day that I die."

look! at! my! bunny!


I had the realisation today that I'm a ridiculous person. Yeah.

If your characters had to teach a class at Hogwarts, which class would they choose?

Astra would pick Charms, or in BW-era the household magic course. Benjy, obviously, Arithmancy (or Healing, if in an era or fanon where that's an option). Pepper I think would take great delight in teaching History of Magic Reenacted by Dinosaurs. You know, for the boring bits.



AND I SHALL CALL IT.... THIS LAND!

David: So they have no unmounted police?
Stephen: Well I dunno--
David: That must be difficult on raids in small flats. 'Ow, my head!'
Rich: You should see the squad cars. They're a mess, David, they are a mess.
David: Try and chase a heroin addict up a small staircase on a horse, it's ridiculous.
Alan: All the heroin addicts would know to head for the small staircases.
David: It's like trying to police a country with daleks.
Rich: Which would never work with the disabled access we have now, the daleks can get everywhere.
David: Are you saying that you think that disabled access is a dalek conspiracy?
RIch: .....Yes. That is exactly what I'm saying.

I really kind of want this.

BL is made of crack. Pepper's losing it, which makes me super happy, and there's babies in the post and Rufus freaking out and the DMLE babysitters club and Lily's allcaps spazz attack.

Order of the Phoenix is on tv and I'm picking at it a bit. There are sixth years in the DA who could not cast expelliarmus. How did they pass their OWLs?

I got mats for my rabbit. They're super rugged and he was like "SHITBEARS! NEW STUFF!" And all rugs and mats were half price. Woot. The supermarket had no parsley but I found some mint.

4:29:12 PM Ali: hahahahaha seriously, the order thought they were setting a trap and really they're just providing cannon fodder

4:29:20 PM Me: Pepper's gonna walk back into the castle covered in dirt going "the mandrake cannons were a stupid idea."

4:29:38 PM Ali: hahahahahahaha, Bella hopes so!

4:29:50 PM Me: Pepper: I AKED ALL THOSE FUCKERS!

4:30:04 PM Ali: ljlkjdfaskjl;adfskjldsaf

This log is pretty fucking hilarious.

PATRICK PRANK CALLED A MOB BOSS. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

It was complete coincidence that I saw this article at all in the actual hardcopy paper - another headline on the page caught my eye while I was waiting for my hot chocolate to hotinate, and then I glanced down and read this too. Came back to my computer to find it on the website:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/fashion/2701893/Kiwi-models-secret-life-revealed

That girl? Was totally my BFF when I was a kid. Oh, Jenna. A+

Holly broke into my shopping and stole my parsley.

And now he's looking at me funny coz I'm cracking up at something that just happened in the last ep of Sarah Jane Adventures.

Almost Perfect opens with a "Five Times..."! ("Five Rare Times That Ianto Jones Swears")

Fanfic: Im in ur official novels, makin u lol


eta:
I AM ON PAGE 21 AND THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ
IT'S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE IT'S SORT-OF-CANON.
AND THE CHAPTER TITLES ARE SUPER. "IANTO IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN STATIC CLING." YES, HE IS.

On the one hand my bunny is so fucking adorable. I had his cage open for like four hours this afternoon and we were cuddling right before he went back in after 7, and then when I let him back out after 9 he was all "DON'T WATCH TV YOU'VE BEEN GONE AND YOUR HANDS NEED CLEANING!" but after all the head scratches and snuggling I put House back on... so he started licking my feet. And continued to do so. Having a rabbit lathing your toes for ten minutes is a very bizarre sensation.

And then when he was done he jumped right back in his cage. He's not particularly spastic today, just incredibly affectionate apparently. (Though he did very noisily flop on his side before. I thought he'd fallen off something and turned around and he was just lying there chillin' going "what? don't YOU fall to the ground with reckless abandon when you relax?")

He's so crazy. I love him madly. Plus it's very fun making up what he's saying.


On the other hand, OMGWTFBBQHOUSE? Nothing else because I'm only halfway through, but... that's a pretty good response.